Avast, ye scurvy junk food

It had to happen eventually - -first Cookie Monster, and now pirates have gone on a health kick. Now your wee sea raider can easily sport a message of terror best befitting his or her station in life (right at the highchair) with these a…

Avast, ye scurvy junk food
It had to happen eventually - -first Cookie Monster, and now pirates have gone on a health kick. Now your wee sea raider can easily sport a message of terror best befitting his or her station in life (right at the highchair) with these adorable pirate onesies. And really, is there any message that strikes more fear into a kid's heart than the directive to eat yar peas and carrots!

Find them from the terrific design studio, Red Prarie Press for just 15 bucks. Then when dinner is refused, you can feel free to declare it's time for someone to walk the plank. Heh. -Mir

Get your Eat Yar Peas and Carrots onesies from Red Prairie Press.

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