Gingerbread? That's for sissies. Try Ninjabread.

I couldn't help it. I had to eat the cookies . I don't know how many times I've said that. But with these new Ninjabread Man cookie cutters, it'll finally be true. You don't want to make the ninjas mad, do you? Those guys come out of now…

Gingerbread? That's for sissies. Try Ninjabread.
I couldn't help it. I had to eat the cookies.

I don't know how many times I've said that. But with these new Ninjabread Man cookie cutters, it'll finally be true.

You don't want to make the ninjas mad, do you? Those guys come out of nowhere!

If you're looking for the perfect gift for the guy who's always linking articles from The Onion on his Facebook page, or for the hostess who never takes herself too seriously, this is it.
Forget boring old gingerbread men, with their floppy white icing smiles and gumdrop buttons. Ninjabread men won't just sit around in your cookie jar. No, they'll sneak into your kitchen (and stomach) with stealth and subtlety. And when they disappear, you can blame it on the deadly arts. Like nunchucks or something.

As for me, I'll be baking sugar cookie ninjas, icing them, and having old school Mortal Kombat battles in which I'll eat the losers. Fatality!~Delilah

Retailers are playing musical chairs with who can keep the ninja cookie cutters in stock. Try our friends at Perpetual Kid, or our affiliate, Amazon.

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