Irreverent (and irresistible) Valentine's Day cards for you non-mushy types.

Count me in the camp of Valentine's Day cynics. It's not that I object to the sentiment and the sugar, but I don't need to set aside a special day to cover my family in kisses and stuff my face with chocolate -- both are everyday occurre…

Zombie Valentine's Day card
Count me in the camp of Valentine's Day cynics. It's not that I object to the sentiment and the sugar, but I don't need to set aside a special day to cover my family in kisses and stuff my face with chocolate -- both are everyday occurrences around here. Still, I might be persuaded to send one of these awesomely irreverent Valentines from CMP-fave Wit & Whistle.   (Oh, don't even tell me that doesn't strike a chord.) If your sensibilities are on the delicate side -- or hey, if they're even more vulgar -- grab the Valentine Decoder card where you can write your own secret message, decipherable only with the help of the enclosed decoding device. So if your family has a sense of humor like ours (i.e., a little on the gross side), these cards might be the perfect Valentine's Day addition to a daily diet of kisses and chocolate. Browse the irreverent, funny Valentine's Day cards at Wit & Whistle, or check out other CMP-approved Valentines with a sense of humor.

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