Chocolate Doesn't Ask Silly Questions print ($9 at ExLibrisJournals on Etsy, above)
Masquerading as a Normal Person ($5 at PrintablePixels on Etsy) *get a limited one-time discount code on your first order if you convo the artist and mention CMP
My House is Usually Cleaner Than This, by Daily Dishonesty ($20 at society6)
Reply All is Scary print ($5 at sadshop on Etsy)
Know When to Give Up and Have a Margarita ($12 at mayanrocks on Etsy)
A Party without Cake is Just a Meeting ($10 at designsbynicolina on Etsy)
Vintage Dictionary Art Print Typography ($10 at Vintagraphy on Etsy)
Push it Real Good Coffee print ($18 at EatSayLove on Etsy)
If the Shoe Fits Buy It print ($21.44 at Of Life and Lemons on Etsy)
The Need to Exercise funny quote art print ($28.78 at Hopeandlovedesign on Etsy)
Don't Grow Up, It's a Trap print ($22.86 at ThePennyPaperCo on Etsy)
Everybody should like everybody $14.99 at All Posters
Cake is Mostly Air print, by Daily Dishonesty ($20 at society6)
The Jerk Store Called ($20 at Signfeld on Etsy)
Zombie Unicorn quote series ($46/3 at The Geekerie on Etsy)
Looking for more funny (or hey, inspirational--we don't judge) quotes? Make sure to visit our Words, Wisdom and Wit Pinterest Board.






