Jingle Bells, Batman Smells... holiday card ($4.50, Little Lovelies Studio) Your kids will probably get this one before you do.
Zombie Walker in a Winter Wonderland holiday card ($4.25, Seas and Peas) Poor guy got zombified wearing his ugly Christmas sweater and is now doomed to wear it forever. What a way to go. Note: This shop is taking a short break but this Zombie Christmas card from PaperViolet Designs is adorable
You're good at holiday things ($4.50, Shop Sapling Press) This shop has so many hilarious Christmas cards if this one is sold out
Getting drunk in folding chairs Christmas card ($4.99, Brutally Honest Cards) This shop has so many great options but this one had us laughing out loud. Note: This shop is on a break but this funny Christmas card from BenchPressed may work for you!
Betty White Christmas card ($4.25, Seas and Peas) If we could have anyone join us for Christmas... Note: This shop is on a break but there's a similar one from Holden and Hunter
Santa Kiss holiday card ($5, Finch and Hare) And the truth comes out.
I just hate your house holiday card ($2.25, uncooked - no longer available) Dear neighbor with 8 inflatable blow-up reindeer on the front lawn....
Santa hot tub party Christmas card ($4, Darkroom and Dearly) Olaf!
Don't feel too special holiday card ($2.25, uncooked, no longer available) We could think of a lot of people to give this card to. Which is the point.
What holidays are for ($5, Sad Shop via Footnotes) SadShop always seems to sum things up just perfectly.
