18 of the funniest Mother's Day cards to help her momentarily forget all the pain you've caused

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The funniest Mother's Day cards
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Related: 13 amazing Mother's Day gifts for under $20 that don't feel cheap at all!

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The Original Hipster Mom Mother's Day Card (The Markt Haus Shoppe) For the mom who was hip back when it was just called child abuse. (Well, at least by the child eating kale.)

Mother's Sacrifice Mother's Day Card (Classy Cards Creative) Note: Only for mothers who gave birth after about 1985.

Social Media Mother's Day Card (55 Hi's) For the mom who shared all your embarrassing stuff the old school way....by talking on the telephone and sharing photo albums. (Pssst... we still do that.)

 

Things Moms Say Mother's Day Card (Lauren Harris Artwork) The part is if you're a mom, now your own mom can point out that you are saying the very same things she did.

 

Shady Pines Ma! Mother's Day Card (Alva Lumos) Any fan of Golden Girls will know your heart is true with this Dorothy and Sophia card.

Related: 20 more funny Mother's Day cards, because laughter is the best way to forget about stretch marks.

Beyonce Mother's Day Card (Central 23) When the Queen Bea calls the shots like the Queen B, no other card is worthy.

 

You'll Always Carry Me Financially Mother's Day Card (The Krafted Cards) Hey! We found the perfect card for moms of millennials. #SorryNotSorry

Related: 15 of our very favorite personalized gifts for mom | Mother's Day Gift Guide 2017

Mom, You're the Glue Mother's Day Card (Dear Hancock) She's crafty -- in every possible way.

Stripper Mother's Day Card (55 Hi's) As mothers ourselves, we'll just say: If you do it, just don't film it or share it on social media! Even if you think it will disappear.

To Mom/To Dad Mother's Day Card (Classy Cards Creative) Hilarious because it's true, as the say.

 

Seems Like Just Yesterday Mother's Day Card (Darveelicious) The days are long but the years are short...

 

Mom, You Mortify Me Mother's Day Card (Tense and Urgent) On Mother's Day, make sure her most underrated skills get a little love too.

 

I'm Proud To Be Y'Orchid (Fine Ass Lines) Hey! Puns are not just a dad thing!

Related: 18 free Mother's Day printables that are thoughtful, lovely, and creative. Just like Mom.

Sorry You Had to Raise My Awful Brother Mother's Day Card (Knotty Cards) Because you're her favorite. Of course.

 

Gilmore Girls Mother's Day Card (Jordyn Alison Designs) When your mom is your BFF, what more is there to say?

 

Checklist Mother's Day Card (Emily McDowell Studio) We moms can assure you, this level of apology should not come just once a year. But it's a start.

 

Mother-in-Law Mother's Day Card (Spade Stationery) If you're lucky to have an awesome Mother-in-Law (like I do!), this is the card for you.

 

First-Time Mom Mother's Day Card (Alva Lumos) Yo, dads and partners: That first year is hard. Make sure she knows you know it, because the baby ain't talking yet.

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18 funny Mother's Day cards, like this witty uterus card by Darveelicious.

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